Ciara definitely gets jock itch
me when writing an essay
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
"i can’t fucking read"
You’re trying to talk but I can’t see it because you don’t have any lips
Please black people are the most beautiful people in the world, that’s why they try so hard to make us hate ourselves and each other
when youre very proud of yourself
*grabs my gameboy color and a kit-kat* goodbye mom and dad i’m moving out