Most Influential Court Cases in United States History:

• Brown vs. Board of Education
• Roe vs. Wade
• Amanda Bynes throwing a bong out her window

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I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

I wish I could speak emojis so I could say

to just about everyone and everything

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

shutupaubrey:

you:

me:

esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

pizzaforpresident:

I wish we had tumblr yearbooks

Making you a mixtape

1500hp:

enough about me lets talk about your money